Comments on: Paul Johnson is Better than Chuck Norris

By: Brian EE '82

Brian EE '82 — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:05:13 +0000

Paul Johnson got rattled on the sideline once…. oops, my mistake, that was Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris uses a play list.

By: Spence

Spence — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:50:30 +0000

When Paul Johnson yawns the escape velocity exceeds the speed of light.

By: AlphaMike

AlphaMike — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:02:13 +0000

Chuck Norris wears a bracelet that says “WWCPJD”.

By: jabster

jabster — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:20:15 +0000

Chuck Norris kicked Paul Johnson in the crotch. Chuck Norris broke his foot.

By: Spence

Spence — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:28:08 +0000

Paul Johnson, the most interesting man in world, regarding punts…”there’s a times and place for them…the time is never, you can figure out the place on your own. Stay thirsty my friends.”

By: bnix

bnix — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:44:49 +0000

Chuck Norris kicks the field goal.
Paul Johnson kicks ass.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:07:50 +0000

The only man Chuck Norris fears is Paul Johnson

By: Spence

Spence — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:32:42 +0000

Loved, “Chuck Norris passes on 3rd and 11, Paul Johnson runs to the short side and gets 13.”

Chuck Norris chest bumped Paul Johnson and died.