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Paul Johnson is Better than Chuck Norris

9 Comments 06 November 2009

Paul Johnson is Better than Chuck Norris

My man crush of Paul Johnson has grown with every passing day that he has been at GT and has now surpassed the greatness that is Chuck Norris.  Paul Johnson now can go leaps and bounds above anything Chuck Norris ever accomplished.  To show that Paul is better, allow me to make some comparisons to the now inferior Chuck .

Paul Johnson’s “high school offense” would dominate any Chuck Norris NFL defense.

If Chuck Norris makes the law, then Paul Johnson is above it.

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake, well “wrong” is a word Paul Johnson does not even know.

Chuck Norris passes on 3rd and 11, Paul Johnson runs to the short side and gets 13 (see FSU game).

These are a few of my comparisons, I know there are more.  What say you?

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  1. bnix says:

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    Paul Johnson does not wait. He takes.

  2. Spence says:

    Loved, “Chuck Norris passes on 3rd and 11, Paul Johnson runs to the short side and gets 13.”

    Chuck Norris chest bumped Paul Johnson and died.

  3. Rachel says:

    The only man Chuck Norris fears is Paul Johnson

  4. bnix says:

    Chuck Norris kicks the field goal.
    Paul Johnson kicks ass.

  5. Spence says:

    Paul Johnson, the most interesting man in world, regarding punts…”there’s a times and place for them…the time is never, you can figure out the place on your own. Stay thirsty my friends.”

  6. jabster says:

    Chuck Norris kicked Paul Johnson in the crotch. Chuck Norris broke his foot.

  7. AlphaMike says:

    Chuck Norris wears a bracelet that says “WWCPJD”.

  8. Spence says:

    When Paul Johnson yawns the escape velocity exceeds the speed of light.

  9. Brian EE '82 says:

    Paul Johnson got rattled on the sideline once…. oops, my mistake, that was Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris uses a play list.


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